Can't you just hear the sound of it?
That beautiful, beautiful, clanking sound of nickles, nickles, nickels!
And do you know where they sound amazing?
When you're clinking them in an old soda can!
And do you know how to make them sound even more amazing?
Just spank them against the backside of a bad, little miscreant on Santa's Naughty list!
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