Your favorite Yuletide demon is back for Christmas mayhem, complete in classic red!
Notice how Krampus tames the naughty on the jug holding up the Christmas tree? Nothing quite as artistic as the sight of Krampus keeping the peace via punishment, juxtaposed by his glistening, innocent tree.
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Good kids get presents on Christmas morning. Toys, fruit, video games, books, whatever their little hearts desire for a year of being good.
Bad gets get coal, but the extra naughty kids also get a visit from Krampus!
And this little boy was so bad, so naughty, he also got a visit from a VERY angry Santa....
When someone tries to talk to you, it is wise to put down the phone or tablet, and listen up.
It is unwise to show the "Talk to the Hand" sign and ignore the speaker.
.... Especially when that speaker is Krampus.
If there is one thing about the 21st Century that Krampus can't stand, it's likely Hipsters.
Born from the Yuppie and Me generations, this self-entitled "Me Me Me" generation is full of young 20-somethings who have contributed nothing of value, but want to be praised for every thought they come up with, even going so far as to proclaim themselves "geniuses" when most of them can barely even spell the word on Tumblr.
Obnoxious, always starting Twitter wars, misusing the words "ironic" and "per sey" while wearing their parents' old hand-me-downs from the 1970's and 1980's and pretending the dull avocado threads are "trendy", these cretins just love to gender-swap their parents' old comic book characters on DeviantArt while listening to old folk vinyls and acting like they "discovered" them.
And talk about stuck on themselves, many a Hipster has found himself on the naughty list for snubbing their parents, sassing their elders, and dismissing their younger siblings art with a snide comment on Facebook.
For all of their obnoxious, self-centered behavior, Krampus has a nifty plan for each of them. It starts with a little torture, followed by a sound beating with a tablet, repeated until these Hipster darlings can learn basic manners, or at least apologize for still wearing Crocs above the age of nine.
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